Joke 1 by mrDaryl

There was a boy who was 7 years old who went to school.
His teacher asked him,
"How old is your father?"
The boy replied, "7 years old."
"How could that be?"
said the teacher.
"Well he was only a father when I was born

Joke 2 by mrDaryl

Sarah: I can make you say no.
John: No you can't.
Sarah: But you just said it.

Joke 3 by msLeeping

que:gt a crazy man in tis plane..
den ar..he suddenly pluck the toilet out..

ans: cux the man iz crazy

Joke 3 by ME!!!

que:why do orange like orange?

ans:cause tis person name call orange so she like herslef?

1:48 AMsecret`told

new blog skin..

nv attend sch todae.=Xx
cause..

uhmm..
going parkwae fer dinner lata.lalala

3:20 PMsecret`told

gurls dayOUT

was out wif diana and anne yesterdae to bugis=))
all flooded wif plastic bags.exp diana.
choosey fussy.. =Xx

outie outie..shopie shopie..lolz
suppose to come home early to complete my stuffs?
like chinna,math,eng, ...the lists goes on.
but in the end reach home at 9+?
cause went to meet anne bro..
sit taxi home together..

home sweet home thou.
but.
just the usual me.keke.
com & phone freak.
so this goes on till i zZzZz
i waste another day doing nuthi.=Xx

just finished my chinna,
with the help of kai=))) thanks!
tution lata.in 2hs time arhhhhh..

"pau"**it takes time lah,ish nort easy thou, BUT you hab to try.=)


if I die or go somewhere far, angels will write your name on every star, so everybody will always see, just how much you mean to me

4:59 PMsecret`told

town tml?
wif anne diana manda.=)

1:52 AMsecret`told

1:43 AMsecret`told

nv sae ILOVEYOU if you don reali care
nv tok abt feelings if they aren't there
nv hold my hand if you meant to break my heart
nv sae FOREVER if you ever plan to part
nv look into my eyes if you are telling a lie
nv sae hello if you tink you will sae goodbye
nv sae tht i'm the one if you r dreaming of another gurl
nv lock my heart if you don hab the key to unlock it.

8:13 PMsecret`told

went town todae in the morning..
saw manda stead..
damn sickening.
as if she ish blind? or ish either she ish brainless.
my uncle there wor.
she butch? come tok to me.
make him tink tht i m a lesbian sia.arrr sickening.

yae come home ZzZzzzZzz..
tml hab sch kan..
arrrrhh3

monday blues//**

10:35 PMsecret`told

cut my hair again =X
lolz looks the same thou.

went to grandma house..
den when to meet lewis&jon..
was wif ying..

den stephaine and junhao came down.
as usual just slack the whole afternoon there
playing a fool,chit chatting.lolz.

lewis he ish damn funni like damn *lolz.
make us luff till all like mad sia.
yae holidaes juz pass like tht..
how sickening.

sian...
den when fer dinner together.
like abt 11+
they all send me home..
yae as usual.. home sweet home =)


"i don't want you to give me the world, i want you to share it with me"

1:25 AMsecret`told

juz came back nort long ago=X
damn damn damn damn tired..

was at town whole dae.
bought tht stoopig guy present finali.
one whole suit of clothes =)
bought bro b'dae present too=)
task done.

me and ying shops 1st..
den jon and xintian? i tink like tht spell bah?
sounds like some gurl sia.
bong motor come town find us..
but left at abt 8++?
to celebrate xintian bro b'dae at pasir ris.
go drink bah?

alrite after they leave we continue shopping den go eat dinner...
den home sweet home..
keke.. bought lots of clothes =))))) whahahah

10:45 PMsecret`told

flooded flooded
flooded with hw...arrrrrr.
simply juz eng & i m pratically pack.
haha although i m online now lolz=X

3newspaper report?
vocab?compre?
all muz hand it tml leh.
walaoz ai.

alrite..
after sch tml going out wif ying.
maybe jon and lewis tagging along..

sch sch sch sch arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
i'm going krazie.

"Sometimes the people who you thought you knew...start becoming the strangers you never wanted."

8:43 PMsecret`told

nv attend sch todae.
juz don feel like going..

on the phone yesterdae till quite late bah?
uhmmmm..
alrite going out wif ying this fri if she kan change work shift.
to buy jere b'dae present..

yah nor..
next sat out wif diana go buy clothes..
thinking to go sws or nyp concert not..
shld i?

"Time heals all wounds, but it's also the hardest medicine to take."

5:23 PMsecret`told

got so distracted todae.
don noe wad ish wrong wif me.=x
juz can't concentrate ..
my mind juz keep wondering abt..
haiz watever.

yah. bad dae.
just feel so sucky..
can't take it..
don wish to go home.
so...

went to meet jere&lewis.
down came jon jl and another guy.
jl and the another guy eft fer queenswae.
den we continue chit chatting etc.
den after tht ying and the others dorothy renfeng and beatrice came..
bought pizza hut..

yae..
lewis got so fed up with dotothy..
cause of her
drawing the table..
den sae some vulgar to lewis??..
like yae lewis got so fed up.. started
screaming at her? or maybe shouted?
walaoz he look damn angry lah.=X
yes.jon dragged him awae ..
saeing "heyhey, she afterall gurl leh"
seriously i was shock.

yes me///..went to tok to him.
ask him pei me go buy sweet..
den he send me home..
yah been awhile..
let him cool down 1st before returning to them..
while me home sweet home..

damn tired tml...
still hab sch wor`[saddening]

"You may think you love someone when you feel that you need them to bring happiness to you,but you never truly love someone unless you feel you'll do whatever you have to to give them eternal happiness - even if it means letting." them go.

7:44 PMsecret`told

hmm went town yeterdae wif diana.
bought clothes again lolz =X

kk..
needa finish 20sketches by mon?
and.. i m still like in the "i don care mood"?

playing with photoshop again.
gonna print this design on a tank top =X
http://tinypic.com/178tg4

10:36 PMsecret`told

happi b’dae boi

7:36 PMsecret`told

new sch rules?

kan tie pony tail
hp allowed in sch =P
but no camera phone?
like wth? madness.

alrite nuthi much todae.
running a slight fever yesterdae... 37.4?
flu sore throat.
eeeekee
now ish 37.3
haiz.
1st dae of sch..sick le.
monday blues sia.

morning go sch stoopig**so cold nah.=X
daddie fetch me too bus stop ..
cause rainning"?
den i lazy take umbrella.=X

4:31 PMsecret`told

feeling much betta todae..=)
thanks pals

sch reopening tml.
time reali past fast.
haiz.
wonder how long will the next holidae arrived again.(-.-")

yesterdae out wif pau..
todae out wif jy..
both days shopping but...

i forget to buy his b'dae present.=X

5th january`o4..
jere b'dae?
don noe wad to get fer him..
thinking of billabong wallet or tee
but tee like? hmm
maybe wallet .. yae.
or maybe i shall owe him 1st=X

k ish 10.04pm
i needa be awake like 8hrs lata.
this ish so sick.
(-.-)zZzZZzZzZzz off to lalaland.

9:51 PMsecret`told

Of all the things i've believed in,
I just want to get it over with,
Tears form behind my eyes,
But i do not cry,
Counting the days that pass me by.

I've been searchin' deep down in my soul,
Words that i'm hearin' are starting to get old,
It feels like i'm starting all over again,
The last three years were just pretend,
And i say-

goodbye to you,
Goodbye to everything i thought i knew,
You were the one i loved,
The one thing that i tried to hold on to.

I still get lost in your eyes,
And it seems that i can't live a day without you,
Closing my eyes,
And you chase my thoughts away,
To a place where i am blinded by the light,
But it's not right.

*goodbye to you,
Goodbye to everything i thought i knew,
You were the one i loved,
The one thing that i tried to hold on to.

Hold on to...And it hurts to want everything and nothing at the same time,

I want what's yours and i want what's mine,
I want you,
And i'm not giving in this time.

*goodbye to you,
Goodbye to everything i thought i knew,
You were the one i loved,
The one thing that i tried to hold on to-Goodbye to you,
Goodbye to everything i thought i knew,
You were the one i loved,
The one thing that i tried to hold on to.

Oh, oh woah,
And when the stars fall i will lie awake,
You're my shooting star.

2:49 AMsecret`told

firstly wishing everyone a happi new year?

.. things just did'nt turn out the way i expected it to be..
it really hurts when you expected so much more frm him
and yet he disappointed u time and again
i had enuff. reali.

why am i sucha fool
forgive and forget???this 2 fcuk tub words?
i m going krazie.. reali i m.

he will nv understand?
why i hurt so much
he ish not the one who is crying
he ish nort the wu is left behind
he ish nort the one wu holds on to the phone waiting fer phone call to appear
he ish nort the one wu ish holding on to someone...
someone wu ish gone.

alrite pals.
just leave me alone fer a few days.
i'll be alrite..=)


"You can hide the pain that you feel and make others believe that you can move on. But you can never deny the truth to yourself that the person who has failed you and hurt you is still the person you’ll always choose to love."

1:23 AMsecret`told

de·mand·ing
dom·i·neer·ing
a·tti·tude·queen
sleep·ing·beau·ty
fam·ily
dar·ling·sweet·heart
cheeky·WL
prin·cess·DIANA
ir·ri·tat·in·MONKEYS
Rascal Flatts - What Hurts the Most
I can take the rain
on the roof of this empty house,
that don't bother me.
I can take a few tears
now and then and just let out.
I'm not afraid to cry
Every once in a while
even though goin on with you gone still upsets me
There are days
Every now and again
i pretend i'm okay but that's not what gets me

What hurts the most,
was being so close
And having so much to say
And watchin you walk away

ROYAL

sweets·stuffs
li·ttle·pillow
sketch·book
power·puff·girls
bet·ty·boop
mu·sic

MAJESTIC

ma·ssage·CHAIR
lap·top*done
clo·thes*done
o2·atom
power·puff·girls·bed·sheet*done
heels*done